March 2012
Don’t you hate when you like a guy but he has too many friends? I hate that shit
Taste Like Kevin Bacon: I’m so fucking high. And... →
thebronxisburning:
I’m so fucking high. And sammi is so funny how she be talking about pizza taking picture. Why don’t this nigga like me ? He only talk to some girl who is madd ugly. I don’t think I should write this on tumblr. This is my first time being so high high high. I thought I loosed my cell phone but I…
LMFAO yesssssssssss we got you really high for the first AND its your...
February 2012
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Justin: Why don't you know how to use the elevator?
Baby Snooki Girl: Because our elevators don't come up to our apartments.
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My ex thinks i don’t have time to chill with him because i’m too busy having sex with other guys
Lmao what
Watchbiteyourtonguee:
yoooo sophia is my future daughter deadass
I can’t make you like Childish Gambino but i will give you a different perspective on the government.
adeana:howtodresswell:
what girls say:
i love a guy that can make me laugh
what they mean:
don’t be ugly either
dont have a small penis
know how to dress yourself
did i mention he needs nice hair
have a car
have a job
be a great kisser.
(job, or go to school)
Anonymous asked: i thought i saw you today. yellow beanie?
Me: -asks for relationship advice-
Chris: Imma get u a bracelet that says single
This guy has been trying to ask me out on a date for 2 years now. I guess a deep conversation over a cup of coffee with an awkward guy won’t kill me.
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Anonymous asked: what kind of blogs do you follow?
Ndoumbe: Are you offended by me?
Me: No, why would I be?
Ndoumbe: I don't know. I think sometimes I'm too much of an asshole.
Me: It's okay to be an asshole. If you're not an asshole, there's something wrong with you.
Kim: Yeah, you have to question those people who are not assholes.
Me: Word like why the fuck are you so nice?
juantwo asked: pussy, imy...lets smoke a blunt